we had no candle so we used a knife

So we had a pool party to celebrate Amy's official transition to womanhood. She's 30, so what better reason to get shit-faced and jump in the pool? We could not manage to find even one birthday candle so someone came up with the brilliant idea of jamming a kinfe into the heart of the cake. And yes, she did blow on it.

The water in the pool was the exact temperature of urine and we were less then energetic so we mostly floated around like stunned fish after the lake has been dynamited listening to Polly tunelessly mumble and mangle the lyrics to some song on my ELO CD.

Polly had a clean mammogram this week and we are all thrilled. And all her hair has grown back. The other news: Annie has a hunky new boyfriend named Mitch and recently remembered that she really does like sex after all! And Lisa is pregnant. All's right with the world.