Why do *some men seem to believe we are all dying to see their dicks?

Every night as I watch Rachel Maddow, I think we have surely hit bottom as a culture. I trudge off to bed more emotionally exhausted and depressed, hoping the tide will turn. Things will get better. They have to. But then the sun comes up and it's a new day, and the assurance, that no, we have not. And, oh, by the way, there appears to be no bottom. 

The stars of today's round-up of revolting revelations:
Roy Piece-of-Shit Moore and Louis C.K. 

Not a surprise on either count. Hasn't Roseanne Barr been talking about this bullshit behavior with LCK for, like YEARS? Oh, right, she's nuts, so she cannot possibly be telling the truth or be considered credible. She's crazy. She's shrill. Guess what? She was right. 

And has anyone else noted that all these pieces of shit committing heinous acts against girls and women are white men? Coincidence? I think not. These shit stains feel entitled to wave their dicks at women and behave like feral pigs and it's no mystery why. They truly believe they are special and entitled and that we must want them to act like complete assholes. We're into it. 

NEWSFLASH: Guys: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK.  WE DON'T. WE REALLY, REALLY DON'T. And if we don't want to be touched, keep your fucking meat-hooks to yourself. 

Also, doesn't LCK have daughters? I feel sorry for them. No one wants to hear such things about their dad. And this is something you don't come back from, nor will it ever, ever, ever go away. Fame and fortune -- she's a bitch, isn't she? 

9 Things I Invite you to Ram up Your Ass:

1. Your Peloton bike
2. Your ride logbook, which you regularly post photos of on social media
3. Your macros pie chart, which you ... (see above)
4. Your clueless "all lives matter" bullshit
5. Your inane social media posts about how much you are deeply #inlove your #soulmate and what a #perfect #lover your #soulmate is and how you are #blessed and #spoiled etc. Everyone knows it's bullshit. Also, it's fucking annoying. 
6. All things Disney-related
7. Your thoughts and prayers
8. Your travel photos, which you relentlessly (see #2). We get it. You have disposable income and plenty of time on your hands. But we don't need to see 30 photos a day of your two-week stay in Oaxaca for chrissake.
9. Your thoughts and prayers.