9 Things I Invite you to Ram up Your Ass:

1. Your Peloton bike
2. Your ride logbook, which you regularly post photos of on social media
3. Your macros pie chart, which you ... (see above)
4. Your clueless "all lives matter" bullshit
5. Your inane social media posts about how much you are deeply #inlove your #soulmate and what a #perfect #lover your #soulmate is and how you are #blessed and #spoiled etc. Everyone knows it's bullshit. Also, it's fucking annoying. 
6. All things Disney-related
7. Your thoughts and prayers
8. Your travel photos, which you relentlessly (see #2). We get it. You have disposable income and plenty of time on your hands. But we don't need to see 30 photos a day of your two-week stay in Oaxaca for chrissake.
9. Your thoughts and prayers.