more fun on vacation

my kid is in love with a dolphin. At least he is appropriate age (17) and a mammal (unlike many of my former paramours).

more reasons why it aint so bad living in Inferno

we can get to Key West in short time.

yeah, baby

Oh, vacation, how I adore you.

I am contemplating getting a tattoo.
That is all.

hope yours was dandy

Nothing beats fireworks over the water. Awesome. We're off to the keys for vacation. Lots of snorkeling, lounging and pina coladas. Yay.

o-no!

one of my dearest lady friends confided to me the other day that she is pretty sure she has never had an orgasm. I told her that if she isn't quite sure -- she hasn't. Her eyes widened and she said "Well, maybe I have almost. I felt this tingling sensation a few times." Again, I assured her--if she had experienced an orgasm, chances are pretty damn good that she would be sure of it. I instructed her to get herself hooked up with a "Bob" (battery-operated boyfriend). BTW--my friend has been married for almost 25 years. I will never be able to look at her husband the same again. I'm a big girl-- I know I'm responsible for my own orgasm and all, but sheesh. What a putz. I dread the next dinner party.

the pride promenade in my hometown

what a glorious day of people letting their flags fly.