Why do *some men seem to believe we are all dying to see their dicks?

Every night as I watch Rachel Maddow, I think we have surely hit bottom as a culture. I trudge off to bed more emotionally exhausted and depressed, hoping the tide will turn. Things will get better. They have to. But then the sun comes up and it's a new day, and the assurance, that no, we have not. And, oh, by the way, there appears to be no bottom. 

The stars of today's round-up of revolting revelations:
Roy Piece-of-Shit Moore and Louis C.K. 

Not a surprise on either count. Hasn't Roseanne Barr been talking about this bullshit behavior with LCK for, like YEARS? Oh, right, she's nuts, so she cannot possibly be telling the truth or be considered credible. She's crazy. She's shrill. Guess what? She was right. 

And has anyone else noted that all these pieces of shit committing heinous acts against girls and women are white men? Coincidence? I think not. These shit stains feel entitled to wave their dicks at women and behave like feral pigs and it's no mystery why. They truly believe they are special and entitled and that we must want them to act like complete assholes. We're into it. 

NEWSFLASH: Guys: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK.  WE DON'T. WE REALLY, REALLY DON'T. And if we don't want to be touched, keep your fucking meat-hooks to yourself. 

Also, doesn't LCK have daughters? I feel sorry for them. No one wants to hear such things about their dad. And this is something you don't come back from, nor will it ever, ever, ever go away. Fame and fortune -- she's a bitch, isn't she? 

Douchebag of the Month: Miss March

"...I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot'".

~Ann Coulter

PS: I was going to wait until the end of the month, but Annie made this month's choice a slam-dunk.

Douchebag of the Month

Meet Mr. February (the flaming asshole judge presiding over last week's Anna Nicole embalming/paternity/cluster fuck hearing). Hands down, no contest. No elaboration needed. No wonder the Europeans think we're a bunch of ignorant horse's asses.

Douchebag of the Month: Miss January

nuff said.