Thursday, August 04, 2005

tail tales

I like reading bumper stickers.

I do not have one on my car because I am way too fickle to commit. Which is why I still have not gotten a tattoo, I mean, what if I change my mind a week later? Buyer's remorse and laser surgery is just too expensive...

Anyway, here are a few of the more interesting bumper stickers of which I have taken note recently:

"OH WELL, I WASN'T USING MY CIVIL LIBERTIES ANYHOW"

"PRO-CONSTITUTION, ANTI-BUSH"

"MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT"

"MY KID KICKED YOUR HONOR STUDENT'S ASS"

"IF MEN COULD GET PREGNANT, ABORTION WOULD BE A HOLY SACRAMENT"

"DIP ME IN HONEY AND FEED ME TO THE LESBIANS"

"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, BUY HER ANOTHER BEER"

"I JUST REALIZED I DON'T CARE"

"ENVSION WHIRLED PEAS"

and my personal favorite:

"I MAY NOT BE MR. RIGHT, BUT I'LL FUCK YOU."

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