Holy cats, bhd, how checked out on pop culture are you? Dang, girl!
W-hat W-ould J-esus D-o?
This deep,introspective query is supposed to give Christians everywhere deep, contemplative pause before they act on whatever impulse they may have. It has never stopped me from drinking, smoking or having sex, so how effective can it be, really?
My friend, Grace (the one who now resides in France) has a great WWJD-ish button:
Um, my comment, as in: would Jesus bother to perform a miracle for a Klondike Bar. Or if he whipped a Klondike Bar out of his ass, would it be a miracle? Or would it have to be out of another orifice? No?
Well. I'm not a Christian, though you couldn't tell me apart from the real ones. *wink* This must be the problem here.
hail, yeah, jesus would do the miracle thang for a Klondike bar. And a deep-fried Twinkie or two too, I'd wager. After all, Jesus is a Jew. And Jews love their treats. Just ask Mel Gibson.
This deep,introspective query is supposed to give Christians everywhere deep, contemplative pause before they act on whatever impulse they may have. It has never stopped me from drinking, smoking or having sex, so how effective can it be, really?
Yeah, well, it ALSO hasn't stopped a great majority of the so-called-Christians who so fervently force-feed the rest of the world the WWJD idea ..... since they keep forgetting that so often what Jesus would ACTUALLY do was hang out with the sinners and the outcasts and leave all the "righteous churchy-types" out in the cold.
I like the WWJB one, though .... maybe I'll steal the idea ....
Although .... would you really want a Klondike Bar that was whipped out of an ass, even Jesus's? After all, if he was "human in every way but sin" .....
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One must consider whether a Klondike bar is, or is not, a miracle.
roflmao
Holy cats, bhd, how checked out on pop culture are you? Dang, girl!
W-hat
W-ould
J-esus
D-o?
This deep,introspective query is supposed to give Christians everywhere deep, contemplative pause before they act on whatever impulse they may have. It has never stopped me from drinking, smoking or having sex, so how effective can it be, really?
My friend, Grace (the one who now resides in France) has a great WWJD-ish button:
Who
Would
Jesus
Bomb?
And I confess, I have a sassy T-shirt that reads:
WTFWJD?
I think that one needs no explanation.
:)
PS--perhaps I assume that you did not know the WWJD thing. maybe you did.
Anyway. Cheers.
Um, my comment, as in: would Jesus bother to perform a miracle for a Klondike Bar. Or if he whipped a Klondike Bar out of his ass, would it be a miracle? Or would it have to be out of another orifice? No?
Well. I'm not a Christian, though you couldn't tell me apart from the real ones. *wink* This must be the problem here.
Uh faylyuh to kuhmyoonikate.
hail, yeah, jesus would do the miracle thang for a Klondike bar. And a deep-fried Twinkie or two too, I'd wager. After all, Jesus is a Jew. And Jews love their treats. Just ask Mel Gibson.
This deep,introspective query is supposed to give Christians everywhere deep, contemplative pause before they act on whatever impulse they may have. It has never stopped me from drinking, smoking or having sex, so how effective can it be, really?
Yeah, well, it ALSO hasn't stopped a great majority of the so-called-Christians who so fervently force-feed the rest of the world the WWJD idea ..... since they keep forgetting that so often what Jesus would ACTUALLY do was hang out with the sinners and the outcasts and leave all the "righteous churchy-types" out in the cold.
I like the WWJB one, though .... maybe I'll steal the idea ....
Although .... would you really want a Klondike Bar that was whipped out of an ass, even Jesus's? After all, if he was "human in every way but sin" .....
Thanks, Steph. For some unexplainable reason, knowing that there are nuns praying for Barb actually makes me feel better.
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