outta here

hi kids--

I am out of here for a few days--off to Boston for my annual commune with some of my hard-drinking, man-eating compadres. The she-devils await, I have a plane to catch and there is an appletini with my name on it in adddition to some real Italian lasagna at an awesome little restaurant in the North End.

(Unlike Miss elizabeth, I am able to tear myself away for real). But I will be back next week with tales to tell and a hell of a hangover and maybe even some remorse for tawdry behavior. I'll tell you all about it.

Be good and stay away from Wal-Mart just because you know it's the right thing to do and you really do want to be a doer of right, even though they keep rolling back those prices in their never-ending evil plot to lure you back in. bastards.