Tuesday, July 03, 2007

o-no!


one of my dearest lady friends confided to me the other day that she is pretty sure she has never had an orgasm. I told her that if she isn't quite sure -- she hasn't. Her eyes widened and she said "Well, maybe I have almost. I felt this tingling sensation a few times." Again, I assured her--if she had experienced an orgasm, chances are pretty damn good that she would be sure of it. I instructed her to get herself hooked up with a "Bob" (battery-operated boyfriend). BTW--my friend has been married for almost 25 years. I will never be able to look at her husband the same again. I'm a big girl-- I know I'm responsible for my own orgasm and all, but sheesh. What a putz. I dread the next dinner party.

2 comments:

eb said...

She's a lesbian. I need a toaster oven.

ellipsis said...

e--

I need a tutorial on the toaster oven thingie. I know it's lesbionic code for something.

Please explain.

xoxo ell...