the weather may be sucking ass where you are, but down here in the sweet southern sunbelt, the Blue Jays are hollerin' and the azaleas are in full bloom. Suck on that. The only truly sucky thing about winter and spring in Inferno (Florida) is that we are invaded by gorging locusts--Canadians and Michiganders and dolts from Ohio and Pennsylvania who apparently cannot figure out how to dress themselves or accelerate beyond 25 MPH in the fast lane. They are cheap and tip for shit and are rude to service staff. They clog the restaurants, malls and golf courses and the beaches are awash in white-bellied old farts. God, I wish they would go home. Now.
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Yes, I think it's a good idea to shoo tourists away from an area that relies heavily on the tourist economy. Good thinking!
*wink*
I was born and raised in a tourist area. By the time I was a teenager, I couldn't wait for summer to be over. Now that area (central NJ shore) is overdeveloped and congested 12 months of the year.
I don't miss it. Living at the ends of the earth is good.
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