once again, I have proven to be an idiot savant of pop culture.
Remember I was ragging on "Charlene" and her god-awful 1970s shit-ass song "I've never been to me?" And how when Miss Otis really wants to torture me, he calls me up and blasts the song?
Well, looks like CNN audience members agree. Well, sort of. But their ranking of the wretched song as number 4 of the top 5 worst is a rip-off. It deserves to be the #1 most shitty song of all time. And I should know. Because I called this one two months ago. Scary.
Do you think if I try to collect a consulting fee from CNN it would fly? Just wondering. Bastards.
1 comment:
my favorite part is the breathy/drama queen talking in the middle:
"...Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be...
...But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning...
...The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......"
Randy (AKA: Miss Otis) does this part very well, especially when he has had a lot of rum and smoked a lot of cigarettes and is running on little to no sleep and so he is pitchy and shrieky. That is usually when he calls me to sing it. It's pretty
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