Sunday, April 02, 2006


In the past seven days, people have landed on my blog via the following Web searches:

editorial note: I refrained from correcting spelling or grammatical errors, though it pained me terribly to employ such restraint. I now have no restraint left that will allow me to refrain from anything else for at least a month).


"Naughty pelvic exam"
"movie of kitty the babysitter fucking old men"
"dave matthews memory motel"
"you chiseling bastard"
"finding flex shampoo at walmart"
"kelly clarkson (bleh!)"
"black nudie sex photos com high school"
"whores in motel texas"
"dr dolittle push me pull me doll"

My commentary: there are a lot of sad, scary fuckers living in the Midwest.

2 comments:

Melodee said...

Yeah, no kidding.

ellipsis said...

PS--Thanks to my hotshot pal, eb, who taught me the ropes of tracking visitors, especially the icky ones. My advice, girls, stay out of Missouri, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, and certain parts of Texas (sorry, eb) if at all possible. Oh, and India, Poland Canada and the UK if intent on avoiding rampant pervs