In honor of my official transition to old broad status as of my birthday this Friday and after contemplation and very careful consideration, I have chosen a mission statment for my 45th year.
On behalf of all the sadder but wiser girls, the sassy, bitchy, cranky and otherwise put-out self-actualized wenches who damn well earned it by virtue of child-birthing, child-rearing and in general putting up with the narcissists (men) in our lives, everywhere, thank you, Joan. You are a goddess.
Drumroll:
"Don't fuck with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
6 comments:
ah aha haahahahah! Love it! May I be the first in blogworld to say "Happy Birthday", hope it's the best yet.
Hold on Hold on Hold on. When is your birthday and what is your name?
My name is Grace and MY birthday is Mar 31
Miss Minnesota--
You must be the younger, firmer, other dimension-mid-west version of moi. AND we were both born with double-Ds. Go figure.
PS--We also share our birthday with Mrs. Partridge and Christopher Walken, but you are too young to know who they are. Anyway, yep, true, welcome to the Twilight Zone. And I do not go by my first name as there about 50 graces in my family, however my father and an old boyfriend still call me grace which is fine by me. so you have not really outed me. I remain an anonymous, graceless blogger.
That is so strange.
I am the only Grace in a 4000 mile radius, I swear.
Embrace your Grace
Happy Birthday, you cute ole Graces!
Happy Birthday, chick...
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~eb
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